Dear Mr. President and the Men in Blue,
Please set my friend free. I don't think you have the right to keep him locked in a dark room. He is a nice guy and a great sys admin. I think the guy you guys are looking for is Mr. Sappe' he lives in UK. Please get some people to travel to UK and deal with him. The tickets are not very expensive and to lower the cost the guys can stay at the house rented or owned by the gov. He will be easy to spot and trace. Please don't make others life a hell. If you guys need any help please feel free to email me or call me.