If you look at a maldives in a point of view of unix box and you are the root. For years this has been the story; as long as you are root and just before you logout; on every major event that you don’t like issue the command : rm -rf history. Some admins have also edited these files. vi would have been the choice of tool.
Looking back in time; from the time of “Rahnamaari” to the “Madhumeeskolu” days. It’s the same old story. For all these sessions and events; logs has been altered or deleted. Even events of last week. Ever wonder why we don’t have a proper written history of our country? or some pages are missing from the books? I guess we know the answers, and also know the gang of people to blame! This has been the case for thousands of years. I remember the event of 1988 November 3rd; A lot of us will remember this day... but ask around or refer to the official writings? daaa? what the? It will sound more like a “Rambo” series movie.
So the good news is “history can be rewritten”?
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Loading Colonel Maldives................
proc on /proc type country (rw)
devpop on /dev/population type humans (rw,mode=144,gid=9)
/dev/palace on /boot /type home2 (rwx)
kdictatorship starting. Commit internal 0 seconds
HUMAN-POP 2.4-0.9.19 11 November 1978 on atolls(0,0) internal country
HUMAN-POP: mounted population with dumb data mode with kill priviledges
/dev/history on /Archive type manuscript (w)
Loading required colonels
nss : attached loyal-colonel driver.
tvm0 : MIND adaptor (propaganda protocol) emulation for HUMAN-FS devices
Vendor: Western Philosophy Model: MTV/Kasoti Rev:2005
Type: Broadcasting
Restore country permissions
Activating cabinet devices in /etc/cabinet
Mounting constitution
Unmounting constitution. 144 Selected
Setting up palace
Setting up arumaaz
Setting up adam zahir
Setting up riot police
Enabling riot protection
Disabling human rights
Creating /var/foreign_policies/fabrication
INIT: Entering runlevel: 1 (Single Ruler Mode)
Boot logging cancelled.
Mounting history on /dev/history
Clearing current country history (wr)
Initializing random propaganda generation
Setting up public relations, switching to DRP mode
Starting spy services
Starting slaves
Enabling /dev/port ass_licks
Starting torture modules
Starting MDP_hunter daemons
Root renamed to dictator
Logging in dictator
Welcome to the Republic of Maldives
[dictator@maldives ~]$
More of the Dictator OS :
Keyboard Commands
[dictator@maldives ~]$ whoami
dictator, ofcourse
[dictator@maldives ~]$ hehe
bash: hehe: command not found
[dictator@maldives ~]$ locate raashidhaa
warning: locate: could not open database.
Please run updatedb as root.
Or do not change the cabinet so often.
[dictator@maldives ~]$ updatedb
updating...
done.
[dictator@maldives ~]$ locate anni
/jails/dhoonidhoo/anni
[dictator@maldives ~]$ ls -l
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 3925 Mar 19 14:24 gasim.install.log
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 4619 Mar 12 17:14 newcabinet.log.syslog
-rw-r--r-- 1 root root 584 Aug 13 03:20 arrests.log
[dictator@maldives ~]$
AGAIN more Dictator OS stuff.
[dictator@maldives ~]$ tail -f /var/log/messages
Aug 13 20:13:01 mdp_hunt : suspect arrested
Aug 13 20:19:16 mdp_hunt : suspect arrested
Aug 13 20:20:45 mdp_hunt : suspect arrested
Aug 13 20:22:41 mdp_hunt : suspect arrested
Aug 13 20:25:00 mdp_hunt : suspect arrested
Aug 13 20:30:15 mdp_hunt : suspect arrested
Aug 13 20:31:01 mdp_hunt : suspect arrested
[dictator@maldives ~]$ service tvpropaganda restart
Shutting down TVM Propaganda [OK]
Starting down TVM Propaganda [OK]
[dictator@maldives ~]$
ARMYBIOS (C)2005 Army of Dictator, Inc.
BIOS Date : 07/22/2005 06:47:45 NR144 BIOS Rev: 1.06
CPU : M.A.G(R) DRP(R) 1 CPU 27GHz
Speed : 27GHz
Press F9 for Boot Choice
Press F10 to run for President (Again)
Press F12 to National Security Service Boot
DRP Frequency 333 MHz, Single-Channel or Virtual Single-Channel
Checking NVRAM..
Initializing MDP Controllers .. Done.
2500MB OK
Auto-Detecting Pri Master..USUAL
Auto-Detecting Sec Master..NONE
...
An insufficient Operating System Found.
Please re-install the OS.
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
OpenDICTATOR 3.6 (GENERIC) #34: Mon Mar 29 12:24:55 MST 2004
Welcome to OpenDICTATOR: The proactively secure Unix-like operating system.
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$
jahbul0n@jahbulon@freemasonry ~ $ mount --type buriloavalhu /lady/nattoo
mount: only yoomee can do that
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Login: adamzahir
Password ******
Welcome to the Republic of Maldives
[adamzahir@maldives ~]$ touch /proc/sys/chief/maumoon
touch: cannot touch `/proc/sys/chief/maumoon': Permission denied
[adamzahir@maldives ~]$ ps axl | grep maumoon
0 250 12435 12435 15 0 8412 1500 wait Ss pts/0 0:00 maumoon
[adamzahir@maldives ~]$ kill -9 12435
bash: kill: (12435) - Operation not permitted
[adamzahir@maldives ~]$ update factmaldives
updating.... done
[adamzahir@maldives ~]$ dosattack DO
attacking do
connecting.... success
sending ICMP blocks
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attack failed
[adamzahir@maldives ~]$ balaaennu
bash: balaaennu: command not found
[adamzahir@maldives ~]$ exit
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Login:
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There are admins who never check the "history" or previous logs rather. As it is history which tells you what is wrong and what needs to be done in future!
Or could it be that the admin is too lazy to check the history?
Could it be that the admin, being the root having "super access" doesnt want to check the history just because he/she wants to be the root? Root is power. Power tends to control the whole system?
tuxbaby
You got that right.
Root is God on the system.
And God is, after all, the all-knowing, all-wise.
I maybe an atheist out here, but as soon as login to my terminal, it is root and thy Lord art in the Heavans whom I worship.
There is no God, save Root
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